This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan,....Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Ockmed warned the United States that if military actions against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 Managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps. Finally, if all else fails, they won't be sending us any more candidates for President, either. It's gonna get ugly, people!
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